oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I got inside last night via doggy door
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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