'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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