their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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