so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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