can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we made out on top of his cat.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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