He kissed a someone with a penis
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
