i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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What a dumb baby whore.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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