best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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