Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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