i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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