fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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