living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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