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it glows. i had to have it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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