I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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