sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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