We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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