dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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