This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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