I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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