Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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