Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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