I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
