And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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