My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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