Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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