We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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