You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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