it hurts more in the daytime
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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