Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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