Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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