Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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