oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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