Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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