youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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