Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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