i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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