After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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