Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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