they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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