we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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