Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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