Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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