im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
