You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
In America we eat man semen.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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