Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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