Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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