At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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