Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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