so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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