I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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