Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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