did you get engaged???
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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