I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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