yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
How external is "for external use only"?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
The adults are the big ones right?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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