The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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